What insomnia sounds like… Part one. 

Audree is cuddling the teddy bear how cute.

She actually went to bed quite fast tonight.
Super proud of all the vegan food I made today without looking at recipe books.
Grandma thinks being vegan will kill me. LOL
“Everybody!!!! Swing your hair and feel united!!! Woo oooo oooooh!” -Trolls song stuck in my head 2nd night in a row.
My flameless candles aren’t very flamey tonight. Maybe I need to replace the batteries… I mean I leave them on 24/7. I’ll just wait till they die.
Oh God what’s the thermostat set at… I roasted last night…..
“Everybody!!!!! Swing your hair and feel united!!! Woo oooo oooooh!”



When will I go to bed…..
This Costco pillow is already almost flat. I hate when pillows go flat. Not fair.
Thinking of my upper body workout I’m going to do at the gym tomorrow.
Thank you Midol for taking my stomach pain away, ahhhh. I feel so much better.
Leg cramp…. ouch!
“Everybody!!!!!………”
The house just “settled” why do they do that. This is not an old house.
Speaking of house settling, why does my tub make a cracking sound like someone is stepping into it? Better not be no fucking ghost here.
The comparison of Sea World’s parking lot to the habitat that the orcas will spend their life in is so fucking sad. I’m sad.
I need to seriously watch Free Willy again. I haven’t seen it since I was a kid. I bet it would bring back ton of memories.
What’s that weird moving around in my stomach…..
That would be sooo weird if I was like 5 months pregnant and didn’t even know it and all the pregnancy tests I’ve been taking lately have been false negatives.
“EVERYBODY!!!!…….”
Audree just breathed heavy , please please don’t wake up…. ok cool she’s still sleeping.
Please don’t be packed at the gym tomorrow.
My boob itches *scratches boob… oh now it’s my legs.. *scratches legs….
I want to take a painting class. Bob Ross is like a legend.
Why does that heater keep switching on!
1.2.3.4.5
“EVERYBODY!!!!!!…..” 



Seriously this is the second pair of Costco glasses I have gotten that suck! Why can’t they get my prescription right ?
When Branch sings to Poppy in Trolls… it’s so sad.
Ummmm. I just remembered we’re out of dog food. That means I’ll have to go to the store first thing in the morning . After my coffee of course.
I’m almost out of coffee creamer. Better go to the store before my coffee then. Damn it why do I remember these things last minute!
I seriously need to stop watching Trolls everyday. I mean it’s bad enough we listen to the soundtrack. But the songs are eating at my brain.
That was a really long yawn. When I was pregnant my yawns were almost orgasmic.
It’s 11:40 pm. Ok right around the time I should be going to sleep now.
“Don’t stop, don’t stop, don’t stop the beat!”


Fuck.

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4 thoughts on “What insomnia sounds like… Part one. 

  1. Very funny, if insomnia can be funny. My children have left the roost, so I don’t know the troll song, thank God! I do know all the songs from The Little Mermaid and Barney.
    “We never let the water run, no! We never let the water run.” From Barney. About brushing your teeth. It’s been with me almost 30 years.

    Thanks for the post, and I hope you have a wonderful day. ; )
    xoxo
    Shawna

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    1. lol that’s funny! It’s those catchy children songs that are the WORST and always get stuck in my head. Through out the day me and my fiancé find ourselves singing the kids songs and we’re like DAMMIT! Haha. You have a wonderful day too 🙂 thanks for the comment !

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